doorknobbing

tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorknob) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object

After doorknobbing Alison to her closet door, Martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.

by Alfling August 30, 2014

Doorknob

A slur against the colorblind. The colorblind community feels, with it being very oppressed, that they deserve a word to reclaim. That word is "doorknob".

Person A: "Hey man, how do you feel about the colorblind community?"

Person B: "I think they're a bunch of doorknobs!"

Person A: "Yikes man, way uncool. Wait til Twitter hears about this."

by WestTexas_ August 25, 2022

Dookie Rooster

an insult both saying someone looks like a rooster and like they rolled around in a pile of shit.

Goddamn you are such a dookie rooster

by Bryan Baca January 5, 2008

Dookhead

A cross between the words DickHead and Doofus when your girlfriends tongue gets twisted.

that Guy was a major Dookhead!

by JRAW! February 3, 2008

Dookie Face

A term used to describe a person, male or female, with an ugly or aesthetically displeasing face or someone who often makes unsightly facial expressions. Often used in Myspace mirror pictures, in reference to an individual with a nice body but an ugly face, or when discussing those girls sitting on the couch giggling amongst themselves at your male friends' parties. Dookie Face can also be used when hating on someone's online photos, when laughing about your friends' new girlfriend, or when you stumble across a just plain hideous woman.

"Hey, have you met Brad's new girlfriend?"

"Yeah, I have. She's a total Dookie Face." -OR-
"Hey, did you see the pictures of her dye job?"

"Yeah, it's a pretty color, but she still has a major case of Dookie Face."

by Senator Mayor February 27, 2010

dookie box

Term used to refer to a young woman's tight-looking ass, especially if she's wearing tight-fitting jeans. Not generally used in reference to a man, unless the speaker is gay or a redneck female with absolutely no regard for her own reputation.

Joe: "Dude, what are you looking at?"

Steve: "That chick's dookie box, bro. Check it out!"

Joe: "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 5, 2010

resi-dook

The residual poop inside the anus even after wiping and thinking you're clean from defecating. The toilet paper is clean and you feel as your butthole is clean, but you're actually not.

The after effects of resi-dook is when your butthole itches and sweats from trying to clean itself. You need to go and re-wipe to help rid the resi-dook.

I took a huge dump an hour or two ago, and now my butthole itches and is all sweaty from the resi-dook inside. I need to re-wipe!!

by dougied666 November 19, 2012