The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
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When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.
Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up
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Sarah - Have you ever seen your doopelganger?
Catherine - What are you talking about? You're scaring me.
Sarah - You know I've seen mine...
Catherine - Really?
Sarah - Yeah, unfortunately I had two locally.
No.1. was a women who lived in my large block of flats and committed suicide by laying drunk in the middle of a darkly lit road during the night, and when I entered the foyer of our block a few days later, I nearly gave the older residents, who were standing nattering about it, mass heart attacks!!
No.2. was a woman fairly local who used to sit on a wall soliciting passers by for sex (mentally disturbed) and I got the "bad reputation". I was even asked by an innocent young boy of about 4-5 yrs if I was "the nutty women who was always pestering men" !!!! (obviously had picked it up from a parent or some adult).
( It was in the East End of London)
Catherine - What are you talking about? You're scaring me.
Sarah - You know I've seen mine...
Catherine - Really?
Sarah - Yeah, unfortunately I had two locally.
No.1. was a women who lived in my large block of flats and committed suicide by laying drunk in the middle of a darkly lit road during the night, and when I entered the foyer of our block a few days later, I nearly gave the older residents, who were standing nattering about it, mass heart attacks!!
No.2. was a woman fairly local who used to sit on a wall soliciting passers by for sex (mentally disturbed) and I got the "bad reputation". I was even asked by an innocent young boy of about 4-5 yrs if I was "the nutty women who was always pestering men" !!!! (obviously had picked it up from a parent or some adult).
( It was in the East End of London)
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pass that doodyblunt.
dude that dood is a dank ass ape swinging like a dick from a vine. george of the weed jungle. watch out for that leaf.
"It's the future and I do what I want. I grow my own weed and smoke doodyblunts."- champnowhere
pass that doodyblunt.
dude that dood is a dank ass ape swinging like a dick from a vine. george of the weed jungle. watch out for that leaf.
"It's the future and I do what I want. I grow my own weed and smoke doodyblunts."- champnowhere
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