Boinky Doinky

Verb: Taking a hot dump in a community park porta-potty

Noun: a hot and steamy, but solidified piece of human feces

Yo! Some guy tipped over a Porta-Potty and totally lathered a kid in Boinky Doinky!

by Boinky Doinky Boy December 9, 2021

sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022

5 drinks no food

It's a phrase used by gamin cunts who can't speak properly

Ethan: Hey guys wanna come get some drinks?
Hayden: What about food?
Ethan: I only pay for 5 drinks no food

by Horniblow May 7, 2022

Lennie doink

Cock slap

Louise was setting her lip up, so I hit her with a Lennie doink

by Drillbit69 July 12, 2022

3 Drinks

When someone suggests having 3 drinks and it turns into a 3 day bender

Coco: Hey, wanna come over for 3 drinks?

Charlotte: Absolutely!

3 days later
The bender strikes again

by Coco loop April 24, 2023

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023

Dollar Drinks

Drinks for one dollar every Wednesday night.

Sally: “So, dollar drinks!?”

Emily: “No”

Sally: “Great! See you there!”

by Sally McDonald October 23, 2023