Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

Ditch

When you betray your friends

“Hey there, yesterday I ditched my gf .o_o”
“Wasn’t she the richest gurl in town?”
“O ye”

by LDA+MB January 22, 2023

Ditch dayne

This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool

That guy is a ditch dayne

by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

Ditch Pig

A racist white pig shanked in prison for the murder of an innocent black man.

Derek Chauvin’s a dead ditch pig. Bet.

by Saretti November 26, 2023

Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022