Owl disease

It makes you gay

Dixies got owl disease

by Bobojizz September 11, 2018

Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022

Thought Disease

When someone shares an opinion that is so moronic that you're afraid it could infect people with stupidity.

Don't spread your Thought Disease and infect others with your stupidity.

by stuxnaut August 19, 2016

Amogus Disease

Some fucking mental disease that ruined the lives of 7.4 million ppl.

Mr. Shit: Awww unlucky Mrs. Amogutard she has amogus disease
Mrs. Amogutard: AMOGUS

by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 30, 2021

Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

by rpetersen May 29, 2019