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Directioner

Psychotic, demented bunch of girls, usually from the ages 12-16 who swear by One Direction. They are usually too untintelligent to realise how awful their music actually is.
"OMG OMG ZAYN JUST TWEETED THAT HES DOWN THE PUB DOWN THE ROAD, COME ON DIRECTIONERS, LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"
by TheRealThing August 25, 2013
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Loso Direction

An a group containing the 5 coolest boys you'll ever know from Cardinal Ambrozic CSS. Loso is a lifestyle that anybody can have but choose not to. The correct abbreviation for LOSO would be "Living On Swag Overload". Loso Direction originates from the group One Direction however The Loso direction is the direction of all directions as it is has the potential to be the International Direction of swag. Loso direction has an extensive vocabulary of words and phrases they over use such as ; Awko Taco, Awksito Burito, Awksimous Prime, Awksitis .....-itis, Come true, BLESSED, Le swag Tigre, Loso, I'm gunna crunch you, and much more.
Guy: Have you seen Loso Direction video on youtube?
Girl: The what makes you beautiful in Paris video? Of course! Who hasn't. Those five guys are amazing.
by Blessedswagtigre September 29, 2012
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One Direction

One Direction is a boyband consisiting of five members, Harry Styles - 18, Liam Payne - 19, Niall Horan - 19, Zayn Malik - 19 and Louis Tomlinson - 20. They were formed on the X Factor UK, after all having been eliminated in bootcamp, they were reassembled by the judges. One Direction have millions of fans, who call themselves Directioners. They have two albums, Up All Night and Take Me Home. Louis, Zayn and Liam all have girlfriends, Eleanor Calder, Perrie Edwards and Danielle Peazer. Liam is afraid of spoons, Louis loves girls who eat carrots, Harry has a thing for "cougars", Niall is Irish and loves to eat, Zayn loves to look in mirrors and can't dance. People that claim to be Directioners, but don't know anything about the boys, their families o their girlfriends, are called Directionators.
Directioner: OMG! Have you heard Rock Me!? It's like the best!
Fan: Yeah, I've heard it and am trying to learn all the words!

Directionator: It's a brilliant song, I mean One Direction are fabulewis!
Directioner: You must be new...

ONE DIRECTION ARE AMAZING AND AREN'T GAY! THEY'V ALL HAD SEX BEFORE!!
by OneDirection'sWifeeyForLifeey! December 9, 2012
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Directissima

The name given to an indirect wandering route up a steep mountain face or crag in Glencoe.
Normally a very direct line or route up a mountain face such as the Eiger North face Directissima.
But in Scotland appears to relate to indirect wandering climbs on the Mountains such as Buachaille Etive Mor. One such climb is Cunieform Buttress Directissima. See records in Scottish Mountaineering Club Journal 2005 New routes section
by M. Hind November 6, 2008
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Directions

Synonym of "sex." Can describe any sexual activity, even making out
I got some directions over the weekend!
by Julianne Leanth April 6, 2005
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Directioner

A bunch of obsessive psychopaths who do nothing but fangirl over their heroes on Twitter, stalk 5 (4 now) young men thinking in delusion that they'll actually meet 1D personally one day, and fight with other fans and everybody in the name of their heroes.

While the boyband itself just rakes in the cash.

See also White Knight
Directioner: "Kpop is shit, 1D is the best!"
Other fandoms and sane people: "Get a life."
by guguy00 November 26, 2015
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Directional

The way a moron describes an automobile's turn-signal/blinker.
Q: Hey aren't you about to take a right? You better put on your directional!

A: Directional, what the fuck is that? Are you trying to describe my blinker? Man you are a dumb piece of shit.
by tboneski October 28, 2014
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