don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

Dink

An acronym, most commonly used in popular culture as “dual income no kids” to refer to adult relationships in which they both work and have no kids

Being a dink can allow you to have so much more time to yourself

by Crackersmacker6969 December 9, 2023

winkle dink

a guy, in a smoke shop in ohio!

that guy over there is a real winkle dink

by jj1369 February 14, 2025

DINK

Double Income No Kids

Refers to child-free couples whose lifestyle boasts a double income and no kids to spend it on.

Plural: DINKs

We're DINKs, we go on multiple holidays per year because we don't have to put Timmy in childcare.

by B0NK3R5 January 8, 2024

Dink

Completely and utterly fucking mentally inept

“Hear about that anti gun government lady?”
“ yeah, dudes a fuckn dink”

by Whorehey October 26, 2019

Dink

A delicious BBQ pulled pork sandwich sold by Buck and Dink's BBQ only sold in metro Detroit.

Since we are going to be in Detroit I can get a brisket dink while there. SWEET!

by GeekTard June 3, 2018

Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018