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it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.
Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.
by Briollette August 29, 2006
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Wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

The awesome drink me and my friend concocted one night while watching law and order.

1 shot of rum(or whatever you feel appropriate)
2/3 cup sweet tea
3/4 cup cranberry juice
1/8 cup rasberry flavoring syrup

warning: don't smell or taste until all ingredients are added.

This drink is suprisingly good so try it please
Matt: hey what's up Ginny?
Ginny: oh not much, just sippin on my wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

Matt: nice! You must be trying to ge laid tonight!

Ginny: you bet your ass I am!
by Dj drizzle ft buck nasty September 13, 2009
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National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day

June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school
Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok
by lil_day_day June 17, 2019
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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa
by datboi101lol March 8, 2021
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deck

deck (mamad) is alireza's father (168cm shorty) he was given the name because he fucked alireza every night
"veewoooveeewoooooo" this is the sound of DECK alarm
by thefuck!MAN November 23, 2021
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Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex
Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.
by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019
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