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David

The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020
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David

David u suck
by Hensuw naoenrqbw February 27, 2020
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David

David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off
David is very cruel
by David Kayeye November 5, 2019
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David

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart
by Sporkin February 3, 2019
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david

omg he has no arm hair he must be a david
by beansssssa August 7, 2020
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David

David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,
David I love you

Johnny I know

David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them

Johnny I know you hate them
by Boogereater69 September 22, 2020
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David

David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!
I love you David🥰
by KC519 January 22, 2020
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