The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.
by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012
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'Did you see DANIEL raise the whole roof, when the other man couldn't even philip a shingle on it.'
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'Good Luck with that, all I ever see is DANIEL and changing your name to is like getting a boob job. Fake boobs and a fake daniel.
by stensiled September 26, 2010
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