Downie Dan

A god that is far above Jesus, worshiped by Ben, Ed the pedo, Malachi, Noah, Max, Beau and Arthur
Hes Fucking Retarded
Downie Dan is a very retarded spesimin
by Downie Dan May 22, 2019
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Dan Sullivan

Knows lots of tricks like hiding on command instead of fighting for Alaskans, staying silent even when Donald Trump has been a bad boy, and rolling over instead of thinking independently.
Donald Trump: The postal service is a joke.
Dan Sullivan: *stands there and does nothing*
by AXKZ October 29, 2020
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Fernanda and Dan

The cutest couple ever they are goals they trust each other with everything and love each other till death they take care of each other and never fail each other
by Xxxlovers March 27, 2018
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Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"
That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius
by Doofrey_12 October 02, 2018
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Dan 7

A joke Morgan doesn't get
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Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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dan martin

1. the G.O.A.T.
2.Starred in "Paul Blart Mall Cop."
3. Does a great orangutan impression.
Mike- Is that Dan Martin over there.
Oliver- Yeah, is he stuck in the door.
Mike-Classic Dan.
by dfsxwqdebcuebwfjadshbcke March 15, 2017
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