The most handsomest, pretty, freaky, funniest guy. You would die trying to find them. They are so rare.
by hannybanny July 27, 2021

by Samg224 December 19, 2023

A distant relative of the Tucan originally from central America, this particular species has been crossbreed into humans over hundreds of years and now blends in with the general human population. You can see how the evolution still resembles that of the original Tucan by observing the species from the side and taking note of its enlarged nose.
by Historian Crowe March 23, 2023

Check out the Crow-nis on that hummingbird, talk about hitting the genetic
jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach
jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach
by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

When a goth girl wearing black lip stick kisses you all over your face, except your lips, making you look straight out of a racist comic from the Alabama newspaper.
by thuggaballz July 24, 2024

My friend’s five year old: “Oh, look! A Halloween eagle!”
Me: *to myself* wow, never again will this be bird formerly-known-as-crow will be called anything but Halloween eagle.. this child will lead our species into a golden age
Me: *to myself* wow, never again will this be bird formerly-known-as-crow will be called anything but Halloween eagle.. this child will lead our species into a golden age
by DxVxUS Assassin October 31, 2021

Crow is a very country man with glasses who can get mad when they’re off. He been doing construction for years.
by TylonDaCrowLover December 20, 2022
