When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.
by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023
Get the On craigmug. A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
by Bunghole king June 16, 2022
Get the Craig Holemug. by Craig Stacker January 12, 2021
Get the Craig Stackmug. A person of the causcasian persuasion usually from the uk, hasn’t shaved in about a week and is most likely a lightweight
by Sylan darpe December 15, 2020
Get the Wee Craigmug. My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
Get the My Name is Craig Tuckermug. To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.
A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.
by CaymanMNF February 19, 2024
Get the Craigmug. Craig is kind, hardworking, and smart. He tries his best to make other people happy and always seems to be doing something for someone else. He has so much integrity and never seems to realize it. He doesn't even realize how much of a good person he is. People tend to talk down on him or put the blame on him, but the reality is that he does his best and most of the time it's better than the other people. Craig tries really hard to impress the people that he likes, but once he gets comfortable he is one of the most laid-back and understanding people you'll ever know. He might seem stubborn (he really is) but he is really just passionate about what he does. Overall, Craig is a good person and everyone should give him a chance.
by three._ February 18, 2025
Get the Craigmug.