Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.

My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

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Ass couching

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

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Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.

Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?

by XFUZZ May 29, 2021

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A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

by Couch patato666 May 09, 2023

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When someone says the same thing you were thinking.

Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.

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When you're faded on the couch listening to good music and feeling the groove. Enduced as forthward motion of hands in sync with the rhythym.

Al was couch rapping all night when we put on Shad!

by GtownuelPh January 08, 2012

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A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.

Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 28, 2003

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