John: Man, we were racing back to my house from the mall and Joey got COP BLOCKED about three miles back...
by TheSloppyJoe October 14, 2009

The most annoying person on the planet. Once you meet a Canine Cop you'll instantly want to mute him. His whining, complaining and the annoying noises he makes with no regard to anyone else make him even slightly more annoying than a Ruined Leaf.
Yo, will that Canine Cop ever shut up? No he won't! He was born to annoy the hell out of you. He's worse than Ruined Leaf.
by Flemroid May 19, 2009

1. Bruhhh I finna cop dese yeezys cuzz.
2. Ayee dis dog cute how much it cost "$2,000 it's a pure breed" huhhh god dam $2,000 yall tripping man.*running away with the dog*!!! BOONK GANGGGG WHOLE LOTTAAA GANG SHITTT MAN KNOW IM SAYIN!!!! WHOLE LOTTAA GANG SHIT MANNNNN!!!!!
2. Ayee dis dog cute how much it cost "$2,000 it's a pure breed" huhhh god dam $2,000 yall tripping man.*running away with the dog*!!! BOONK GANGGGG WHOLE LOTTAAA GANG SHITTT MAN KNOW IM SAYIN!!!! WHOLE LOTTAA GANG SHIT MANNNNN!!!!!
by P.Č.¥.Ń Armay August 10, 2017

by Travis Harrington December 21, 2008

When you are either:
1. About to comit a crime and the police show up
2. About to get laid and the police show up
1. About to comit a crime and the police show up
2. About to get laid and the police show up
by DP Ash December 2, 2005

When you jerk off into a bucket, than put it on top of your lady friends head (or guy if you roll that way)
Yo man i robo cop my bitch last night cause she past out and i got mad. i do it all the time when she does not listen to me
by boy jorge March 1, 2009

verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"
by BoltTheFish February 1, 2010
