red watery eyes you get after being high and smoking as much weed as a coon would before a rap video
by alex Vuts March 24, 2009

sean cole went out on the hunt for coon boon last night stupid retarded faggot! what an uphill gardener
by sean cole May 27, 2006

A "white coon" therefore a white person, to be used in the same context as dolph therefore only to be used by white people in a nonoffensive fashion. anyone else will be taken as offence, in the same vein as "nigger" for african-caribeans
A. Hey Moon Coon!
B. Whats goin down moonie?
C (not a moon coon). Whats up moonies
A and B stare. Dude get out
B. Whats goin down moonie?
C (not a moon coon). Whats up moonies
A and B stare. Dude get out
by Shauniblib March 26, 2007

What a rice burner/rocket is to asians and a burrito blaster is to mexicans (see my other definition), a coon buggy is to black people/African Americans.
by Reginald Q. Niggerton May 2, 2006

by skippy gremlin November 18, 2017

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.
Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.
This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.
Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.
This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.
Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!
Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!
Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!
Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!
Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!
by Matthew Hunter April 7, 2008

by cliptonmy October 23, 2007
