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Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011
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Carry the convo

When texting someone, a convo carrier will be the only one trying to keep the convo going.
Person 1: you are so funny!
Person 2: haha thanks.

Person 1: so uh what's up!
Person 2: stop trying to carry the convo!
by Lking13 December 29, 2014
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conviction

Belief that one would die for.
by larstait October 16, 2003
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convenient cute

A person who you would only hook up with if that person were to instantaneously appear in your bed while you were horny and conveniently disappear as soon as you got off.
Person A: Do you think Nick is cute?
Person B: Well, he's convenient cute.
by DrewL May 14, 2008
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Conversephobia

The intense and/or irrational fear of converse sneakers and everything to do with them.
Fanny: Hey do you like my new shoes?
Mack: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME I HAVE CONVERSEPHOBIA
by sweatervest chick March 25, 2011
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Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages
Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook
by Ignoramous July 10, 2011
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