The Carpenters clutch

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

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Clutch Nixon

Psycho in heaven, angel in hell.

And to this day, Clutch Nixon's (...) has never again been repeated by mortal man...

by LacℜoiX January 26, 2019

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Clutch

toMa is the definition of clutch.

I pulled a toMa before I could hit the ground, it was a good clutch.

by UnyunAllium August 31, 2022

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captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

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clutched

when you skip 1:13 with an insane pace

I FUCKING CLUTCHED IT, YEAH BABY, TWO QUICK ONES, LOOK AT THE FUCKING PACE

by king_D__ April 20, 2022

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a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.

i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps

by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024

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