Clipboard Titties

A tit so saggy that you can hang School Pictures, Shopping lists, etc.. from.

Mom can you hang up my art project, you know you got those clipboard titties

by KiDd2019 October 18, 2019

crip

a gang that wears all blue and hates the bloods.

jamie- hey look that fake ass kyle kid is wearing a red bandana.
crip-im gonna blast on dat foo.

by Jmoney69 January 22, 2008

clip

to steal on the down low

1)I came home and realized that mf had clipped my two new cds

2)You better not let your guard down or you'll turn around and find that something will have been clipped from you.

3)That strumpet he brought home from the club went through his wallet while he was asleep and got him for a c note and one of his credit cards.

by dermdoc December 28, 2005

G-unit crip

The most stupid shit i've ever hear from the fakest and dumbass member of gay unit...Spider Loc aint even a gangsta.

#1:Hey nigga have u ever hear bout G-unit crip gang?
#2:G-unit crip? wtf is dat? G-unit crip aint a gang,they' just a club of clowns an wankstas...My grandma is even more dangerous than them.
#1:Fo' sho nigga...!!!

by Krimminal April 14, 2008

Crip

Originally from Califor-ni-a...LA...gang opposing the Bloods

Either you C_R_I_P or you R_I_P...

by NTSaga October 20, 2003

Crip Walk

A Semi-retarded Dance that little girls do when the high (Similer to the electrict slide)

My grannie was the best crip walker in 1908...

by mike pinto November 20, 2007

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009