girl "oh i didnt know that was sex"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"
boy "but uve done it with 5 other guys"
g "but they never told me what we were doing was sex"
b " YOU'RE A SLUT IN SCHOOL KID'S CLOTHES!!!"
by Straits.Nd.Corgs May 14, 2011
Get the School kid's clothesmug. A piece of cloth or a material that is used to wipe after faps. Basically a cloth material to wipe cum / fap fluid.
by KayG June 13, 2020
Get the Fapricated Clothmug. Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.
When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.
by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016
Get the comfort-porn clothesmug. Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.
Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
Get the trail of clothesmug. Being aggressive in the name of an actually good and kind purpose.
If someone is toxic and breaching privacy in the name of right to own purchases.
If someone is toxic and breaching privacy in the name of right to own purchases.
by theron guard #1 June 30, 2025
Get the Sheep in wolf's clothingmug. by Ray@evie August 14, 2021
Get the Clothesmug. an insulting expression to use on a person, meaning " i don't your clothes, or the way you dress in my presence."
Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
a Harry Potter walks out of his room and into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)
Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)
Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
Get the dump-clothesmug.