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close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
by BK137 January 31, 2022
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close the lights

turning off lights
by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025
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Closing effect

A slight feeling of asphyxiation as the air in the room is drawn into people's clenching bum holes.
The closing effect caused the world to hold its breath in anticipation as the votes were cast. Fear struck and bum holes winked when the realisation that what could be, could be.
by brownsource November 8, 2016
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close af

CLOSE Asf means very close and can’t be used instead of the wordfriends without benefits
by Bsndj October 20, 2019
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Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.
Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"
by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012
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This fucking close

This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!

Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
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close the loop

Finish what you started.
I haven't been able to close the loop with the customer about his letter of complaint.
by IMOteacher October 25, 2017
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