Phone Cocktail

When you can't have a drink with a friend in person, so you each make one and call instead.

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!

by sneaky1 April 3, 2009

toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.

As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.

by battleof_myself April 17, 2009

hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis

johny drank the hando cocktail

by handito November 12, 2009

HBC (cocktail)

A cocktail equal parts Early Tymes Whiskey and Diet Pepsi, served either lookwarm, or with ice, most often at minifridge temperature, in a red plastic cup. Most often consumed in New Enlgand, but reports of their presence in Lebanon cannot be ignored.

Exscuse me, do you mind adding a little more whiskey to my diet pepsi? I would like to have an HBC (cocktail)

by Wordest101010 October 23, 2010

molotweet cocktail

A tweet posted to kick-off a targeted hacker attack, start a firestorm of controversy, or incite a flame war.

This term is derived from molotov cocktail, a low-cost firebomb popular among revolutionaries. A molotweet cocktail was posted by @Anon_Operation on Dec. 8, 2010 as a call to fire denial of service attacks against Mastercard and Visa in retaliation for their withholding of card-holder donations to Wikileaks. Once the molotweet cocktail was posted, a barrage of attacks brought down the cardholders in 3 minutes flat. Using Twitter to recruit volunteers, @Anon_Operation shared an executable and instructions to allow Twitter users to join the bot-net attack. This was the first time in history that civilians voluntarily enrolled to join a political internet war with such major global impact.

A less incendiary form of molotweet cocktail is posting flame-inciting tweets like "Why don't all women just get boob jobs already?"

by Silver-Tongued Angel December 9, 2010

Covington Cocktail

When you pee in a bottle because there isn't a toilet around.

Dude! DeWayne just made a Covington Cocktail in the corner!

by Clown Room July 31, 2011

safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.

Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?

by JYoTX December 26, 2011