clam chops

clam - chops
Def: A females vagina. Basically her "lips".
Clamchops can also be known as camel toe
See also pussy

Dude! Did you slide your shaft inside her clam chops?!

Her clam chops were mighty tastey.

by diviniti November 8, 2005

man clam

a vagina which was once a penis

Lady Gaga has a man clam

by kmshim May 25, 2010

Slamming the Clam

Taking ones penis and slamming it repetitively into a vagina.

Guy 1: What did you and that girl do last night?
Guy 2: We went back to my place and I ended up slamming the clam.

by Twatwaffle123 October 29, 2009

clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006

Clam Humping

When two women rub their genitals together typically in a humping motion.

Wow did you just see that clam humping lesbian

by Jdeenukes February 4, 2009

sandy clam

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.

Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.

by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008

Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

by Zant June 17, 2008