God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch

Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul

by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017

God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017

God Church

A term used by Jake Paul meaning merch is selling fast and you need to get it while you can.

Logan Paul said his merch is on God Church status.

by Malija ~ IG @thatfamouskid November 27, 2017

God Church

A stupid phrase Snake Paul created.

And it's selling like a God church.
You: Get some help

by Payterella September 17, 2017

God Church

A stupid line used by Jake Paul in "Its everyday bro".

I drop some merchandise and it's selling like a god church"

by Jefferson The III October 30, 2017

Church Mousing

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

by Loose bits February 22, 2023

God Church

A cancerous term used by a cancerous Jake Paul that needs to get his ass shipped out of this Earth.
Also KSI is going to beat Logan’s ass on August 25th. Anyone that dislikes this is a egotistical brainwashed 10 year olds that needs to understand that they watch two cunty’s make videos everyday.

Go watch YouTubers that actually care about their audience, both of the Paul brothers are assholes. I feel bad for you for wanting to watch that stuff. I’ll pray for you, because that is seriously not normal.

I love Jake and Logan paul they are the most sincere people on youtube and have some really good content, and their channel really motivated me to go to a God Church every Sunday. —BrainwashedDabOnThemHaters

JakePaulAndLoganPaulFuckingSuck

by crxpplxng depressxon May 11, 2018