Chris

Most athletic person u ever seen he can jump run and is very strong. He is a star at football and basketball. The girls love him and follow him where ever he goes.

That kid Chris is a total beast.
If u get a boyfriend like Chris u need to keep him.

by Ndjhfhfhfhfhhf November 26, 2016

Chris

The hottest kid in school, who works hard and will become rich later in life. He will be ready for everything and everyone. He hides how hot he really is.

Me: hey Chris, how are you?
Chris: Great just focusing on gaming and homework.
Me: Ok, Cya.

by Tinkerbot October 24, 2018

Chris

Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever

Ohh look it’s Chris,
Dang he really got that angry at his piss poor fortnite skills

Probably a nonce

by RussianSlav November 3, 2018

Chris

at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)

Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit

by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018

Chris

Ok basically a goddamm NERD

Oh my god Chris you’re such a nerd, dammit

by Your mom BIG gae June 24, 2018

Chris

Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.

"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"

by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018

Chris

Real nigga that plays 2k all day, has a humongous cock, and keeps his circle small

Chris you tryna hang?
No nigga I’m playing 2k

by @ChrisGoCrazy23 October 7, 2018