Chris

Some autism defected homo who plays fortnite all day and screams at pixels on his $3 monitor. Honestly someone you shouldn’t be friends with in any situation what so ever

Ohh look it’s Chris,
Dang he really got that angry at his piss poor fortnite skills

Probably a nonce

by RussianSlav November 3, 2018

Chris

at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)

Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit

by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018

Chris

Ok basically a goddamm NERD

Oh my god Chris you’re such a nerd, dammit

by Your mom BIG gae June 24, 2018

Chris

Guys named Chris and shitty golfers and have a super hairy chest. They are not fun to be around.

"fuck! Who invited Chris, I don't want him iny foursome. He's gonna spoil the mood and get chest hair everywhere!"

by Sazfed91 June 25, 2018

Chris

Real nigga that plays 2k all day, has a humongous cock, and keeps his circle small

Chris you tryna hang?
No nigga I’m playing 2k

by @ChrisGoCrazy23 October 7, 2018

Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.

Man Chris tries way too hard.

by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018

Chris

VEry Very VERY VeRy bad at ArK lOl NoOb!

woaw! chris is shit at ark lol

by Arkpro July 22, 2019