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Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.
"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"
by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019
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Chest Monster

A collection of Minecraft Chest and/or ShulkerBoxes in a area
My Chest monster is growing in size it is insane.
by IronWolfPlays May 28, 2024
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chest toys

Breasts. So called because a woman's partner can play with them during sex.
Get that bra off, Zara, I want to play with your chest toys
by luvly.nikki August 23, 2010
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vortex chest

the sudden indentation of ones chest
by a big black man December 17, 2008
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Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023
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chest sag

Another word for boobs, breasts, milk makers, melons, puppies, the twins, jugs, jiggly bigglies, bosom, knockers, etc...
Chad: “Duuuude, did you see Mrs. Snortbilly’s chest sag yesterday?!”

Jonny: “Bro that’s my mom!”

Chad: “So what? She has a radical rack”

Jonny: “Yeah man, you right”
by Who finna bink my boink? September 29, 2018
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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
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