chameleon eyes

A noun that describes the unique ability some men possess of being able to maintain a loving relationship with their partner whilst unknowing to the partner is cheating on them. Much the same way a chameleon can us each eye independently a man with chameleon eyes can look his wife in the eye while looking at the rack of a women passing by simultaneously.

Josh: how does arnold do it?! He sleeps with cindy his next door neighbor and he can still go home and make love to his wife like shed the only women in the world.

Clint: he's gifted my friend god has graced him with a pair of chameleon eyes

by gunny bunny September 16, 2012

Hamilton

An overrated musical that is not worth the hype. (By the way, I am a hamilton/musical theatre fan myself, and I know other musicals that are better than Hamilton.)

Luke: I love Hamilton, but in my opinion, Rent is better.
every Hamilton fan: AHHHHH U ARE SO BAD FOR SAYING THAT HOW DARE U LIKE ANOTHER MUSICAL BLABLABLA ARRGGHH

by rent_fangirl September 5, 2018

hamilton high school

Hamilton high school is where smart normal people go. It is the largest school in Arizona. It is where electives are usually better than normal classes. It is sometimes looked down upon by elitist assholes who go to charter schools in the area. The people are very memey.

Hamilton high school is where non-jackass smart people go.

by Cannadiannmann December 22, 2019

The Hamilton Standard

An unimaginable and unattainable prestige of pilot that consist of having all knowledge and experience of aviation. Only the elite of Hamilton decedents can obtain such an honor. This standard allows you to have special privileges, a desire for dramatic situations, and an attention span only matched by small insects.

George: "I wish I had an extended deadline on our aviation test."
Jimmy: "You could if you were as successful as Greg, he is part elite in The Hamilton Standard."

Tim: "My father flys for Delta, I guess I can be within The Hamilton Standard."
Dexter: "False."

Mark: "I'm pretty sure I like girls."
Will: "Then you obiviously arn't in The Hamilton Standard."

by KeetTacular December 5, 2009

Alexander Hamilton

The worst person to live! He cheated on his wife Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton, gave his son Phillip Hamilton bad advice and has him killed in a duel. The musical is great but guess who's not? (It's pretty obvious.)

Can't we agree that Alexander Hamilton is the worst founding father out of them all?

by ElizaIsHot December 9, 2018

chameleon eyed

When someone's eyes are too far apart. This creates the look that their eyes are almost on the side of their head, just like the member of the animal kingdom, The Chameleon.

"Whoa, Check out that girl over there. She is totally Chameleon Eyed."

by N-Blo. July 16, 2007

chameleon tongue

When your mouth is so dry and sticky it feels as though you could shoot your tongue out and catch a fly.

Dan says to tom i had a great night last night but got a real bad case of chameleon tongue must have had one to many beers.

by Travas Hewett October 15, 2009