Contex Joke

A joke that really just isnt funny.

Dude, that joke was a Contex Joke.. NOT FUNNY.

by Stevo127 November 6, 2010

Center

When you eat the fried fries in the fried fire part and you burn your tongue

I eat a Frenche fried fried and i got a center on my tongue

by I the French frie March 2, 2019

Contextual Sexual

You haven't decided on your sexuality and are in a constant struggle to find out.

"I just caught you checking out both that guy's and girl's asses. You're such a contextual sexual!"

by Shuasage December 8, 2014

Context Dude

The Context Dude: a dude who's for sure a 6 but registers as a 10 in the context of the 3's and 4's he's surrounded by. The context dude exists in several environments including the classroom, the workplace, and both small and large scale social settings. The context dude is good for many things such as motivating u to look presentable at work or even just making your Monday 8am more bearable. However, when you first encounter the context dude out of context, your entire world may begin to change as you genuinely start question your vision/taste/character/sanity and u might in fact never trust yourself again. So please, keep the context dude in context and don't ruin it for the rest of us. He is probly a good dude, but we like him better in context.

You can always pull a solid context dude at a wedding.

Any good context dudes in that 8am science class?

by Cinnamonster_lol April 22, 2016

Context-sensitive

1. Adj. Used to describe words that have multiple meanings in which said meanings are typically used in drastically different contexts, sometimes resulting in said words becoming offensive when taken out of context.

2. Adj. Describes video game controls in which pressing a button in a certain situation(or context, hence the name) causes something to happen which usually progresses the game in some manner.

Ex 1: The word "raped" is very context-sensitive, as it it can mean the horrendous act of sexual humiliation, or when someone is utterly destroyed in a game or competition.

Ex 2: "Conker's Bad Fur Day" has so many context-sensitive controls, that there's even an NPC in the beginning that explains the concept to the player.

by GreatswordGuts September 23, 2016

Contextual Boner

A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.

Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.

by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018

Centennial Highschool

A shitty school located in Las Vegas Nevada. Has the fakest bitches ever, and all the boys are fuck boys. The baseball team is like the 13 reasons why baseball team. The volleyball team are a bunch of white Mormons. The football team are a bunch of perves. The basketball team is good at playing but there wild. The wrestlers are all gay. Everyone turns on each other so don’t trust anyone here. The only okay thing is the education but that’s pretty shitty too. Also watch out for very petty people. Okay thank you

Centennial highschool is trash.

by hot water April 23, 2019