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Fister saster caster unit

An imaginary (yet vital) loose part hanging from underneath an unsuspecting motorist's car. Alerting unsuspecting motorists about said item is of supreme importance. Mission accomplished when unsuspecting motorist pulls over and gets out to see whats wrong with his car.
Driver 1: (while pointing at undercarriage) "Hey Sir, your Fister saster caster unit is out"
Driver 2: "What"?
Driver 1: "Your fister saster, the caster unit, it's out" (still pointing)
Driver 2: "oh really?!? oh, um ok" (pulls into rite-aid parking lot)
Driver 1 then laughs laughs laughs all the way to work.
by Mergeman September 30, 2008
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Mr. Carter

Gay. The teacher that gives you ten minutes to write and essay and marries a woman 10 years younger than him. if you ever see a Mr. Carter you better prepare to stick your middle finger up and say F U!
Person: It’s Mr. Carter
You: F U
by Your Teacher that is dating yo October 29, 2019
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caterpiller

a weak ass faggy boy whos going to grow up into a beautiful butterfully. Also it is usually a male who is weak and can not handle normal everyday manly things.
He's such a weak-ass caterpiller.
by Bombzilla July 4, 2009
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catered

catered is another word for supply of drugs to celebrities, see drug dealer. If someone says the party was catered it normally means drugs are available and free.

If your asked to speak with the party caterer for a celebrity, you may well be asked to order drugs, not sausage rolls or bits of cheese on a stick!

Unless they want you to talk with the party caterer, you may want to clear that up! less embarressing than asking for a couple of bricks, and the dude in the tall white hat has no idea what you want!
"The party I went to was fully catered, I was so messed up...!"

"Charlie Sheen caterers for his guests needs!"

the line in that song the party was catered, referencing drugs and rap music!
by Dr. Porksword December 11, 2011
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catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.
Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.
by matt-leics April 14, 2004
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Carter

A ugly ass bitch who has never had his period. He probably has several disorders auctioneers couldn't pronounce. He has no friends except for that one teacher his parents paid to give him a blow job. Carter brings a women's water bottle to school every fucking day and uses an ipad to watch minecraft porn. My mans got a $25 gift card to K-Mart and bought his wardrobe for the year.
Carter was in the back of the class watching minecraft porn so i decided to send him his younger brothers sex tape.
by Carter's_a_bitch_ass_hoe January 24, 2020
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Carter Brown

He is such a Carter Brown.

He just pulled a Carer Brown
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