When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
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Get the Sticky goo canoe mug.Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
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Get the Pantene Poo Canoe mug.A sad or pathetic gentlemen who opens his mouth wide as his woman douches her vagina and he catches it in his mouth. A terrible person. A sad excuse for a man
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'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
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