Funnel caking

Walmart night shift employees use a funnel and pour cake ingredients down an unsuspecting midnight walmart shopper. any orpheus is allowed. ( only Walmart nightshift employees can preform such a task)

Did you hear about the funnel caking incident at Walmart last night?

by Davidwebb99 May 2, 2021

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Nose Cocking

This is when you wear your COVID facemask in a manner that covers only your mouth but leaves your nose hanging out. This is in reference to Shirt Cocking, a pre-pandemic term.

Wow, I just went to the pharmacy to get hand sanitizer and half the idiots in the line were nose cocking! Got out of there as fast as possible.

by JH212 January 26, 2022

Horse-Cocking Around

Akin to “fucking around”. Wasting time dilly dallying

Can we quit horse-cocking around and get out of here

by Bone patrol May 30, 2022

martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.

"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."

by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022

Rainbow Caking#1

spoiling a suprise by bringing up that suprise in conversation because youre inatentive or are a b***.

we should make a rainbow cake for you guys. (and that is after you walk in with one for them)Rainbow Caking#1

by theurbangamer June 16, 2022

Clay Cracking

ASMR that come from cracking clay that has a top coat of nail polish or something else.

I was so relaxed watching clay cracking.

by djhjucjfokd8eeik chsjm June 21, 2022