clothing

clothing is to cover up your dingle dongle

"Hey dude, are socks clothing?"
"No, because they don't cover up your dingle dongle"

by CouchOog December 11, 2023

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

Ironing clothes

Used to describe Gay incest usually referencing head

My cousin really wants to start ironing clothes

by Push my Cushion uwu August 8, 2023

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

madlove clothing

the ugliest clothing on Instagram. ew.

madlove clothing uses sweatshops and is made from thrifted clothing from homeless shelters.

by rosethron1 January 29, 2020

cloth shaking

When you fart and feel your underwear moving

I was laying in my bed and farted it was cloth shaking

by CookieMonster14 February 8, 2020

Depression clothes

When all of your energy is used up by doing laundry, you have nothing left to put them away so you leave them piled on the floor. Usually for months.

Mom: “put those clothes away! They’ve been on your floor for months”

Me: “those are my depression clothes. I will when I have enough energy to do so”

by Missaj88 March 26, 2020