Captain Don: "You're gonna have to take every other draw tonight, because scottie crab got hurt, so its just you and dunny in the circles tonight. But I need you to pace yourself it's the Championship game for all the marbles"
Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"
Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"
Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
by ScaldedDog August 05, 2009
by HHHandle93 August 06, 2010
When a dude lets a silent hot fart slip out that he thinks won't stink and it fills up half a building with shit smell.
Bob: That was embarrassing, Joe Balzano just had the ultimate burn and now the library has to be evacuated.
by Lee Budlong February 02, 2009
When someone fucks the lips of a vagina so hard that the forskin of the penis becomes red and soar in a stinging manner. (Basically feels like a sunburn)
by Monstermax November 20, 2010
means to smoke the roach of a blunt. Originates from three high schooler's in Oakland who put the roach into the window of a hotwheels car, and smoked the roach by inhaling through the other window. This "burned the paint" on the top of the car, hence the saying.
stoner #1: yo bruh do you throw away the roach when you're almost burning yo fingers?
stoner #2: nah man that's a waste of weed, I stay burning the paint.
stoner #2: nah man that's a waste of weed, I stay burning the paint.
by OakStoner April 15, 2010
a usually destination-less drive with the sole purpose of partaking herb. Often times a result of having no other safe place to burn. Characterized by driving under the speed limit, becoming (un)intentionally lost, and around 2-4 very high looking individuals.
aaaww man, i got some dank i wanna burn but my parents are home!
fuck it, lets take the caddy for a burn cruise!
fuck it, lets take the caddy for a burn cruise!
by 420247420420420 February 26, 2010
The condition of having one's penis in a state of chaffing or sever burning from too much self-love without enough lubrication, or a dry hand job, or any other action that would result in such a tragic effect.
"No man, I gotta give little Jimmy a rest downstairs. I have mad wood burn after messing around with that chick last night."
"Damn."
"Damn."
by DJ Al December 19, 2007