Noun: 1. One who can not exist without a constant flow of drugs and/or alcohol within their rectum; as means to intoxicate themselves.
Joe: "That dude has not stopped boofing that bottle of Jack Daniels."
Cox: "That dude? Yeah he's a total boof queen."
Cox: "That dude? Yeah he's a total boof queen."
by art west May 24, 2014
When one inserts at least two tea bags into the rectum (cream and sugar optional) followed by hot water. Let it sit for 5 mins, grab a straw and enjoy
by Hemi816 February 26, 2022
by JD Smooth February 15, 2005
Illegal immigrant #1: Oh I heard a guy got caught passing the boof across the Mexican border
Illegal immigrant #2: I heard the cop saw a lump in his asshole
Illegal immigrant #2: I heard the cop saw a lump in his asshole
by CanIeaturhair April 09, 2019
when One uses an open hand to injure another man's nutsack. The same can be done to a female, called a "boufette", which is more comical than painful.
by Michelle November 05, 2004
When you have a moment where you can’t remember something that’s seemingly simple.
Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.
Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.
I was at a party last night and a guy I knew from college walked in. I went to greet him and I had a total brain boof when it came to remembering his name!
by BAMF613 October 23, 2018