booker

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.

This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to jail

boy a): just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience.

boy b) why in the devil's name are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2012

bloobering

The act of being a blooper or inadvertently actin a fool.

Jayquan is bloobering hard today, he just put a whole turkey on his head.

by Rap God Easy to Read 5000 May 15, 2015

bloomer knuckle

A camel toe before the advent of modern women's underwear, when bloomers were a common accessory.

Mary Lincoln has a raging bloomer knuckle.

by Big_Balls_Bob September 3, 2016

Blouker

To be suprised

Holy shit, I'm so Bloukered

I don't know what to say I'm so Bloukered.

by Wtf!!! November 23, 2016

Blouker

To be suprised

Holy shit, I'm so Bloukered

I don't know what to say I'm so Bloukered.

by Wtf!!! November 23, 2016

booker texas

Small ass hick town in the middle of bum fuck nowhere population about 800 no one knows for sure cause the census workers get scared off by the KKK members. Also the main reason for thete being no african americans in the population.

Did you know Booker Texas is only. A square mile at the most

by Millsmechanics December 25, 2016

Blocker

Term to describe the species of homosapien hippopotamus maximus beast which inhales big macs and only befriends attractive, desirable females. Follows said slender females around with turkey leg in purse and listens to, influences, and gains approval of attractive friend with the sole purpose of preventing males from reproducing with aforementioned females using various tactics such as lying, manipulation, and social media to thwart repeated attempts of male sex to court, date, and have sex. Sometimes slips in bite of said turkey leg and big mac in between cockblocking victories.

Goddamn fat ashley just snuck a quick big mac in the bathroom. She's such a massive blocker. No one here is gonna get laid tonight.

by Sirsmokealots June 3, 2018