Fake blond

Fake blonde refers to a woman whom natural hair color is not blonde. But she dyed her hair to blond in order to attract more males.

"Fake is always fake, you fake blond can never be a pricess!"

"I'm sure I'm better than you, at least I'm a dirty blond, but you're a fucking Black!"

by Fake blond March 20, 2009

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dumb blonde

really stupid person that tends to get "around".but they are very sexy!!!!

look at that hott dumb blonde.

by Samiie!!!so!!! June 24, 2007

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blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.

Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

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A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

by smartobarto March 28, 2008

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dark blonde

Goth chick with blonde hair. These are a rarity as goth chicks usually prefer black or strange colors, but occassionally a platinum or pure white blonde goth chick is sighted.

Suzie Q Goth is such a dark blonde in her black cape and lipstick. She's no Marilyn Monroe.

by Elizabeth Purkrabek May 26, 2008

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