dumb blonde

really stupid person that tends to get "around".but they are very sexy!!!!

look at that hott dumb blonde.

by Samiie!!!so!!! June 03, 2007

blonde moment

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.

Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"

by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

The Blonde Mexican

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

by smartobarto March 28, 2008

dark blonde

Goth chick with blonde hair. These are a rarity as goth chicks usually prefer black or strange colors, but occassionally a platinum or pure white blonde goth chick is sighted.

Suzie Q Goth is such a dark blonde in her black cape and lipstick. She's no Marilyn Monroe.

by Elizabeth Purkrabek May 26, 2008

Blonde Suggestion

A blonde suggestion is when you're talking to someone and they suggest something that's very obvious yet you find it amusing at the same time.

Me: Fuck, I stood on a Lego brick!
Blonde Friend: Sit down and check your foot's okay!
Me: Well that was a blonde suggestion...

by JMR974 July 20, 2014

blonde bella

The best type of bella you will ever meet. Many people think that if your name is bella then you must have brown eyes and ugly ass brown hair like that bitch from twilight. This is total bullshit. As it turns out, the most common type of bella is a blonde one. She is a smart beautiful girl who instead of partying and getting hammered, stays at home and reads books. She is extremely sexy, and way smarter than everyone around her. She enjoys gardening, books, bike rides, and origami. She won't settle for a guy thats less than a ten.

Random Dude: Oh hey why wernt u at that party last night?
Totally Hot dude: Oh i got this new girlfriend shes a blonde bella if you know what i mean
Random Dude: awe shitman im jealous thats awesome

by <3smakeup268 December 12, 2011

blonde choch

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass

‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul

by AngieC91 May 19, 2018