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Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.
F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?
by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020
mugGet the Bladed Ballonmug.

Babe-Blading

When performing sexual intercourse, after removing your belt proceed to insert the belt into the virgina getting as much of the belt inside as possible (more the merrier) press the belt against the wall between the poop shoot and the bean to shove your manhood inside pressing against the g spot… well done you have now set up your babe blade! Now proceed to thrust as you flick the bean until she’s close, when getting close pull your little friend out and strum as fast as possible until she clenches onto the belt at which point you shout “let it rip” pulling the belt out as fast as possible and shoving your dick back in and pounding the shit out your babeblade… you are now the babeblade master
“Bro I heard my dad say let it rip last night and now my mum permanently walks like a crab, I think they might have been babe-blading”
by Babe-blade King September 7, 2021
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The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.
“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”
by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021
mugGet the The bey blademug.

blade it

everyone right now only has one thing on their mind- roller blading.

2020 is the year the term blade it becomes popular and means to roller blade anywhere
“how did you get here with such elegance, class and speed”

“I had to blade it so that explains basically everything
by J-Wizard March 24, 2020
mugGet the blade itmug.

beat blade

I’m diagnosed with beat blade.
by Quackingallday October 15, 2020
mugGet the beat blademug.

blades

They're for skating!!

YA DINGUS.
*using blades* it's kinda snowy!
by the_laziest_bone April 9, 2017
mugGet the bladesmug.

bladee

someone: yooo i gave ur mom a bladee last night
me: what the fuck
by mgthebest October 17, 2021
mugGet the bladeemug.

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