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Betty Jayne

Betty Jayne is never plain, she is the best fun ever and the ideal housemate. Everyone who meets her, even over the phone, falls deeply in love with her, because her charms could fell mountains. She knows much more about bones than any non-murderer should, which also makes her the perfect person to ring if you've killed someone by accident (or indeed on purpose).
You need to hide a body? That's cool, we'll just pull a Betty Jayne
by Howardtheskeleton May 24, 2016
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Betty White Challenge

A challenge in which the participant(s) find 10 pictures/videos of actress Betty White at varying ages. The participant(s) must then have a sexual orgasm using each of the 10 pictures. The participant(s) have 3 days to complete the challenge.
“Hey, I heard Jerry completed the Betty White Challenge. It must’ve taken him forever to find those pictures.”
by FR4000 March 27, 2020
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Betty

adjective, mood, used as in "to feel Betty"

Feeling Betty means to feel lazy, tired, unmotivated and generally just having the need to stay in bed all day for napping and sleeping. The term derives from one lazy ass doggo with a long tongue.
"Hey, how are ya doing today?"
- "Oh ya know.. feeling pretty Betty today"
by Jonniiie September 16, 2020
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betty day

september 16, national celebration of “betty” by taylor swift, only day that it’s acceptable to like country music, for the girls and the gays only
1: “omg isn’t today the 16th?”
2: “yeah, why?”
1: “HAPPY BETTY DAY”
by draggedbytaylorswift September 16, 2020
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Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick
She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty
by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011
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Betty-Lou

Betty-Lou is the hottest bitch in town, she’s also the sweetest. Everyone knows and loves Betty-Lou but if they don’t, they all wish they did because everyone’s always raving on and on about how kind and amazing she is. There’s also a 99.9% chance that she was the most popular in school and also got the best grades in every. Single. Class. This mixture of both brains and beauty can be quite intimating for boys, however, her small stature makes her a bit more approachable. All in all, she’s the best friend/companion you could wish for:)
Kyle: “Damn! Who’s that sexy AND smart girl??”
Everyone: “that’s Betty-Lou!”
by YourHotFriend November 23, 2021
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Betty

That bitch slept with everyone in the hood. She is a betty
by Nati dani May 18, 2023
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