beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

beef chair

When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.

Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .

Hey girl want to come sit in this beef chair

by ontai June 18, 2014

beef socket

A vagina
The place where a man can stick his beef

His mum has a huge beef socket. she can hold a lot of beef

by Joe Fenton February 1, 2007

Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.

Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.

by Sidney M. owns u August 18, 2007

dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.

"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."

by Terik October 17, 2007

Pit Beef

A grudge or grievence against a person or persons generated within a mosh pit.

Pit Beef is created mostly during hardcore/punk and/or metal shows, where moshing and dancing turns more into an angst driven argument or fight. Much like when dogs play with eachother and it appears as if they are fighting, so is the Mosh Pit. Encompassed within The Pit, sometimes moshing and dancing can generate Pit Beef with others, causing problems and kids "starting" with eachother.

Me and Brophy have Pit Beef. Last show he windmilled right into my sister.

I thought I had Pit Beef with that kid Potty, but then after the show he was buyin me beers.

by PeteNutz November 7, 2008

slip the beef

"to slip the beef"

For a male to have sexual intercourse with another person, usually in the face of some sort of adversity, hence the surreptitious connotations of "slip".

Wow, that girl was pretty angry at you last night, did you get any?

Yeah, I slipped her the beef.

by Odiumjunkie February 27, 2005