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Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.
To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.
by Jammothet April 13, 2021
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Beef Washington

An interesting sexual position that only works during male-female sex and involves missionary but the only exception is that the male wears a white wig (on his cock/penis/phallus/shaft/dick/schlong/human stick shift/tower of power) the woman on the other hand, has to have a tattoo above the vagina that says “Mississippi River” and the rest is history
Guy 1: What’s up dude, did you do sex last night?
Guys 2: Yeah man, Makayla and I did the Beef Washington
by Your.local.dumbass November 14, 2021
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Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.
I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.
by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021
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Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.
Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.
by Sidney M. owns u August 18, 2007
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dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.
"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."
by Terik October 17, 2007
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oot the beef

a phrase used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is/was just simply amazing. mainly used by Scots, but anyone from anywhere is allowed to use it.
jock: AW MAN, THAT PARTY WAS AMAZINNNNN'
boaby: AYE, IT WAS PURE OOT THE BEEF!
jock: say whut, now?
boaby: IT WAS OOT THE BEEF!!
jock: WOOOOOOOOP
by outofthebeeflads August 29, 2010
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Pit Beef

A grudge or grievence against a person or persons generated within a mosh pit.

Pit Beef is created mostly during hardcore/punk and/or metal shows, where moshing and dancing turns more into an angst driven argument or fight. Much like when dogs play with eachother and it appears as if they are fighting, so is the Mosh Pit. Encompassed within The Pit, sometimes moshing and dancing can generate Pit Beef with others, causing problems and kids "starting" with eachother.
Me and Brophy have Pit Beef. Last show he windmilled right into my sister.

I thought I had Pit Beef with that kid Potty, but then after the show he was buyin me beers.
by PeteNutz November 7, 2008
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