floppy beaver

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)

Lassie, Timmy fell in the floppy beaver! Go......no, hes screwed.
Ever seen Oprah?

by Pat Quinn December 13, 2007

dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

two-finger beaver boxing

The act of using two fingers to pleasure a woman. Also known as fingering, finger fucking, and twat tickling in some sections of distant countries.

So I hear your girlfriend is a fan of two-finger beaver boxing?

by I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! January 2, 2009

beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011

beaver

A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.

Mary: It's time to feed the beaver!!
John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 16, 2005

Beater

A term used at Utah ski areas (Alta, Snowbird) to describe a tourist of inferior skiing ability. This noun was coined due to the distinctive sound made by a skier, tangled in their own equipment, tumbling down a steep ski slope.

Look at that Beater on the expert terrain; he is going to die.

One Skier to another: "Nice face plant, you're such a Beater!"

Go ski Nebraska you frickin Beater!

by Kurty December 7, 2006

load bearer

A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation.

I was having the mother of all wanks the other night but it all went wrong when i shot my bolt and realised the load bearer was still in my pocket.

by aaaron September 24, 2006