Turbo Bastard

Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.

Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.

by Jeffrey Jangles March 6, 2017

Bouncy Bastard

An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.

This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.

John: What's a URL?

Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?

or unit of measurment:

Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?

Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.

by $mittyR420 December 22, 2017

Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face

That man is one ugly bastard

by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018

alcoholic bastard

Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up

adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard

by Issa me brat May 27, 2018

Cumfuck Bastard

1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas

Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard

by FuckyouLucas October 22, 2019

Pasher Bashar Aunty

A selfless person (Above gender. Male/Female/Trans) who cares everything about others, about what they eat or what they shit!
They are hurt by the agony of others. They are one of the most important elements of the society because they mostly try to hold the community by transitioning information without being paid.

Pasher bashar aunty told Neela apa, “Bhaabi, apnar meyeke dekhlam mall e kar shathe jeno ghurtese.” (Mainly, warning a mother about the risk of her daughter getting spoiled by polluted air in Dhaka city)

by Bengalicoolboy February 18, 2021

Stuborn bastard

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting

Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )

by Hmonny June 11, 2021