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batman

A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!
Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)
by zohair March 3, 2008
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batman v superman

A very bad movie with boring characters terrible villain starring Ben Affleck as Batman and Henry Cavill
as Superman that disappointed many superhero fans and critics receiving only 27% on Rotten Tomatoes
I just took such a huge Batman v Superman that I clogged the toilet
by mbartner May 15, 2016
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batman

A superhero with no powers, the only power he has is his wealth
by wooglehead April 16, 2007
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batman

I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.
Jeff: What do you want us to do now?

Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!

Jeff: Batman!

Coach: What was that??

Jeff: .....nothing
by Batman! March 18, 2008
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Batman

Definition 1: My Parents Are Dead! A Dark Night Hero also know in the '60 as a child molesters who role with a teenager in spandex but later becomes a bad ass who kicks peoples ass.
Definition 2: The sexual act to wear a batman costume, clothing related to batman, or black and fuck a bat (animal) Then shove a Bat (baseball bat) up your ass while watching any Batman movie, listening to death metal, and screaming "I'am the dark night!"
Example 1: Man I was watching Batman: The dark night and it was awesome!
Example 2: Yo Man I just pulled a Batman and my asshole is bleeding!
by G$$2 April 3, 2011
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Who is the REAL Batman?

The real Batman cant be any other than someone born june 17th, 1992, and is half African half Iranian (Mullato!) And is currently... studing medicine in Romania... He's Batman!
For example,Who is the real batman? Easy! isnt it that mullato that runs the 100m in 9.77 Batman?! Aaand has actually 5 brothers?!
by SlimBatman October 24, 2011
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batman that ho

When you and your boy are fuckin a girl (aka Batman and Robin) and then you both bust in her face singing the batman and robin song
Girl "both you guys come over here and batman me..you in the front, you in the back"
Boys: Lets batman that ho by cumin on her face while singin the song
by ali pierre November 24, 2007
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