Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

Bald licking

Licking the bald spot

I want to bald licking Danny bald spot he's so fuckabke

by Adk47 August 26, 2018

The Balled Bald System

The balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad.

You hear about The Balled Bald System yet? it is so balled

by Siddwell740 October 11, 2022

The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad

The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.

by Siddwell740 October 11, 2022

Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

bald eagle

a naked vagina

a very hairless vagina
without pubes
do not call your bald uncle bald eagle
because maybe he is a pussy
but that is not moral

''mannnn you so fucked that girl last night we heard the moans from the basement''
''yeah she was a bald eagle too best sex i have ever had''

by whereiscigarette October 03, 2019