kaity baker

Kaity Baker is a beautiful creature with a hot sauce attitude. She's sweet as a button but sassy as cat shit. Kaity Baker will sing, dance,entertain, help. Kaity baker cares. Kaity baker listens. Kaity Baker talks soooo much. Loves the outdoors. A good mommy. Amazing in bed. Bomb kisser. Great poet/lyrical gifted. Is her fathers twin. Everyone either loves or hates Kaity baker. Easy to be friends with. Smokes entirely too much weed. Hometown girl. Traveler at heart. Namste. Cooking is a Kaity baker thing. You will never see a Kaity baker in jeans. Mostly a Kaity baker can be found sporting a side pony tale. The girl can sleep. Super duper goofy and mostly all the way up on 10 all the time. A Kaity Baker is a good thing to have on call. She's good at most everything.

Kaity Baker is a wild woman.
Kaity cannot be addressed without the baker.
Why would anyone eat a Cheeto out of their belly button or boob crack, or change their clothes just about anywhere & forget where she left them, oh because she's Kaity Baker.

by Tonguetied Travesty March 27, 2017

Tito Baker

The very experienced beer maker

Tito Baker make me a beer

by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017

baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.

The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017

jay baker

A person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

Usually softer than a soft serve cone from Mc Donald's

Guy 1 - Look bobs past out after two light beers

Guy 2 - Hahaha bob's such a Jay Baker

by Yeahnah123 June 7, 2017

catelin baker

Hottest sexiest person alive. She's got dem charms and some nice legs.shes the best at everything including getting dem ugly guys

Catelin baker-sweet and sexy babe

by Madkiller July 13, 2017

trent baker

A person who makes you feel extremely jealous by his intelligence, humor, good looks, and HUGE COCK. All the girls want him, all the guys want to be him

"You're limping, what happened?"
"I fucked Trent Baker last night"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 15, 2017