bagelcat

When a cat gets something stuck on its head it is quite hilarious. But when it gets a bagel stuck on it's neck it is both hilarious and dangerous. That is all.

"Lol look st that bagelcat" friend:"wtf does that mean" me: look it up on urban dictionary"

by CooperAckerman February 15, 2017

bagel ass

"when you got a flat ass"
-ham

(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)

Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass

by a dissapointment August 2, 2018

Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.

Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!

by whenjoedumpsonyou January 3, 2019

Bagel

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

latin badger

An ass whore, someone who does shady things for their own benefit.

Wow, that John is such an latin badger. He borrowed money and hasn't paid me back yet

by wh1temage October 13, 2007

Undercover Bagel

Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.

Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.

Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.

by Colt Mcforties January 4, 2009

Douche Bagé

1. A closed minded, thinks they are cool, conformist, jerk/slut, that feels everyone loves them and they are the best.

2. Vage Cleaning Device


Yes, I made a different spelling becuas eit wasn't on here...

Taylor is freaking Douche Bagé.

by TaylorElisa January 18, 2009