Girl 1: I'm getting brand new tapers! I'm so excited! -Shakes other girl violently-
Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-
Girl 2: Umm, have fun with your Awkward Excitement.... -backs away slowly-
by LoannahForever January 12, 2011
Get the Awkward Excitement mug.The awkward silence that results when someone informs you that your zipper, or fly is open. The person with the unzipped pants zipper is likley to draw a blank when thinking about how to reply to such an embarrassing observation.
*Brian, Pete, and Pete's crush are at party, having a three way conversation*
Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)
*Long Awkward Flylence*
Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"
Brian: "Hey Pete, XYZ! (examine your zipper)
*Long Awkward Flylence*
Pete: "Ooops (Looks away) Shit happens!"
by phytu14ihf June 21, 2009
Get the Awkward Flylence mug.A person with lack of facial expression, but excessive eye movement with lips slightly parted creating a stunned and confused look. This occurs only when asked a question...
T: Hey Roger what are you doing?
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds
R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA
B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)
R: ...(lack of facial expression) for few seconds
R: ...(excessive eye movement) for few seconds
R: ....(confused look)
T: Yo your fucking awkard man!!!
F: HAHAHAHAAH!! AWKWARD ROGER!!
W: HAHAHAAHAH! YEAAAA
B: It's not my accent!!!
V: I gotta go to sleep now guys (9pm)
by Tz, MFS, WS April 16, 2011
Get the Awkward Roger mug.A friend who is super skinny and subject to constant shame and embarrassment because of it. It is okay to bash on this person excessively due to his or her lack of body fat and social skills. Also, may have been home-schooled.
nate: "can you imagine Peter having sex?"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
kellee: "no, because he is an awkward branch with a skinny penis"
by Kellee April 3, 2007
Get the awkward branch mug.An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.
Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
by awkwardsilence October 21, 2010
Get the Awkward Silence mug.A remark/gesture intended to be "awkward turtle" but instead put hands in a "prayer" formation and wiggle fingers like a fish tail creating "awkward fish."
Joey: I hate working with Amanda, she's such a whore.
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
Ashley: Amanda is standing right over there.
Joey: Awkward fish. (makes described hand motion)
Ashley: Don't you mean awkward turtle? (uses awkward turtle hand motion)
by A Moxy Lady January 18, 2011
Get the awkward fish mug.Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.
by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaa June 19, 2011
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