peppermint asshole

The exquisite state in which your asshole is so sparking fresh from the overwhelming number of rimjobs, that people are able to recognize by the scent of freshness. An extremely difficult badge to obtain, as often referred to as the most difficult badge in the game.

John: Hey I heard you got 4 rimjobs at that party last night!
Jeremy: Indeed, they don't call me peppermint asshole for nothing hephep!

by BlakeShelton December 17, 2014

lips and assholes

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.

im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.

by dave4817 October 26, 2004

asshole aware

The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.

Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.

by fathead216994 December 26, 2011

asshole qi

The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.

For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019

asshole ding

Those little dents in your car doors caused by careless assholes who hit your car with their car door.

My Mercedes is straight as an arrow except for a few asshole dings on the driver door.

by Rickof Lancaster October 21, 2008

asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.

Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

asshole itchalitus

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.

Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens

by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008